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fuckyeah1990s:

Clueless (1995)

memoriasconsazon:

i feel like every week i’m just like “i need to get through this week”

19 hours ago with 173,471 notes

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tibets:

here’s a video of me

pissedachios:

pissedachios:

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed?

oh sheet

20 hours ago with 139,212 notes

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thetumblr-thisisatumblr:

when someone makes a joke about something you’re insecure about 

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20 hours ago with 310,474 notes

whythefuckareyouromeo:


0ver-doze
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omg they are so offended if you lick them back. 

Fun fact! Dogs lick the mouths of those they consider higher in rank! So if you lick them back, they are not offended, they just don’t see themselves as higher than you and they are confused! The second dog must be a very loyal dog because he or she literally refuses to be licked back haha! I love dogs.

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

i romantically stand outside your window and hold up my iPhone to blast our song. a 30 second ad plays first

1 day ago with 305,367 notes